05 April 2009

Fast & Furious PWNS

First, watch this parody from Saturday Night Live. Awesome.

OK, so that's pretty close to the movie. It's so supercharged with homo-sexual-tension it's ridiculous. This. Movie. Was. Awesome.

Do you like cars? Do you like car chases? Do you like only the most massive of car wrecks? Do you like guys who can't act for crap but look good in tight shirts? Do you like random skanks who make out with each other?

Well, I like most of those things and that makes Fast & Furious The Greatest Movie I've Seen This Weekend. Simply put, it was awesome. The car wrecks were sick. SICK! If you watch this movie and don't say "Oh snap!" at least 6 times, you don't have a pulse. If you see Vin Diesel in a tank top and don't say "Whoa, he's massive," you're not breathing. For real, the dude is freaking huge. And then of course you had better cheer when the bad guy gets pwned. Set aside acting and plot and just enjoy the cars and the races through tunnels to Mexico! This movie rocked!!


BDK said...

I agree with you 100%...literally

Garcia said...

LMAO!!! Saw that on my DVR yesterday!