21 February 2008

American Idol In 7 Minutes

'Cuz that's all it takes to get through hour-long results shows when you refuse to watch Paula Abdul music videos and what I'm just going to assume was a hideous group performance.

The Rejects were all deserving, no surprises here. Except for the fact that Ryan so unceremoniously called Garrett up on stage and kicked his ass off. LOL! Other guy: Colton.

The girls: Amy. Great, now who's gonna be the Slutty One? And Joanne, the only fat black chick I've ever known who can't sing. Ramiele has the voice she's supposed to have.

Bye losers!

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