01 February 2008

This Dork Isn't Going to Beat the Patriots


OK, so I just found out what Eli Manning's full first name is. I think they want us to pronounce it "Elijah" but I'm no fool. His name is Elisha. Last time I checked, that's a girl's name and it's pronounced "Eleesha". Eli Manning = Elisha Cuthbert.

Due to this new information, I have my Super Bowl prediction:

Patriots 27 - Giants 10.

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