13 February 2008

Big Brother: First Eviction

Let the fun times begin. Adams pulls a There's Something About Mary and almost-literally says, "I work with retards." Something about wanting to open a salon where "retards can get their hair done." LOL! He's such a dumbass. Of course it's just one more thing for the Cougar to go off on him about. They really hate each other. And of course Adam snores.

Jacob starts some S by saying "everyone" thinks Parker's a snake. So Parker wakes up the whole house to discuss it. Literally. Jacob comes across as a giant a-hole. Also? He sounds hella gay, maybe he cheated on Sharon with a dude.

Jen told Parker that she and Ryan are dating so that he wouldn't evict Ryan. So Ryan tells his partner Allison too. I thought that was smart. Now it's in their best interest not to let anyone else know or they'll be targets. And now they have a built-in alliance.

First eviction: Jacob and Sharon. That's for the best for Sharon, I felt bad for her. Jacob seemed like a real douche.

First Head of Household: Amanda and Alex. (Eric and Jessica from last season hosted the competition - and they're still together. YAY!)

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