Indiana Jones Teaser

So I really don't know how I feel about a new Indiana Jones movie. The trailer is pretty cool, but Indiana Jones has such a throwback 80's vibe for me. I feel like a kid again watching this, but not in a good way. I'm an adult now, should I really be watching another Indiana Jones flick? Setting aside the fact that Harrison Ford is one million years old (this may be a slight exaggeration, I didn't fact-check it), the movie just feels old to me.

Also, if Short Round isn't in it, heads will roll. Actually, never mind, he's not available to do the movie because I married him and wouldn't let him go back to making movies. Short Round got a lot of Hollywood ass in his day. Doctor Jones! Doctor Jones!