26 February 2008

Tonight on a Very Special Big Brother

This past week there was what has been described as a hot tub orgy (really more of a naked hard-core makeout session). Surprise - it wasn't shown on CBS! Also let me address James's blurred-out tattoos. The one on his chest is the Brawny Paper Towel logo (WTF?) with the words "Prestigious C**t" underneath. The one on his arm is a large image of a priest thinking of gay sex while crying and holding a gun to his head. Lord those are some horrid tattoos! Why cast someone with tattoos so twisted you can't show them on TV? Oh right, because he's "Crazy" James. Ooookay.

There was trouble in Sheila/Allison BFF Land tonight. Paranoid nutjobs. I loved how everyone was eavesdropping through the walls tonight.

The winners of the cross-promoting Jericho-themed Power of Veto competition were Sharon and Joshuah but they didn't use it.

They should have medical emergencies every week on this show because it made it 100 times more interesting! How fun to watch people pass out, seize, and almost die! Near death experiences bring people together. It's a beautiful thing. They'll be back to calling each other C's in no time.

Oh last thing - notice that they dropped the "Til Death Do You Part" from the title? Was that the most controversial thing of all this other crap? "Retards", gay porn, bad tattoos, C-words, orgies, and that's what got a reaction from CBS?

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