02 May 2007

Inferno: Drunken Debauchery

For whatever reason, my DVR didn't tape yesterday afternoon's version of The Inferno. And I was too worn out after Jon Bon Jovi Night to watch it at 10. Good thing there's MTV.com!

The show started with some good, old-fashioned MTV drunken debauchery. You know, people being thrown into pools and men slapping other men's bare asses. The good stuff.

Hey Ace, if you break into a girl's room in the middle of the night rocking her bed and singing Air Supply, you deserve to get hit in the face.

Hey Davis, way to get the matches wet when the mission's goal is to make a fire.

Hey Danny, I didn't learn that steel wool and batteries start a fire in fourth grade. In fact, I just learned it 20 minutes ago when you said it.

I hope Davis takes Danny OUT in the Inferno! Danny better 'roid up.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Danny is a douche. The show opens with him saying that "it can be kinda annoying to be in the house with all these people getting drunk all the time"....meanwhile he's in the pool neck deep wearing a trucker cap with a can of beer in hand. The good guys somehow think that Danny's "the brains" of the operation. How can they not know that he's retarded?. Too bad there's no way davis can beat anyone in the inferno, maybe alton will save him again.

Kim said...

AMEN to everything you said Jen. I even noted the fact that John wanted an excuse to hit another man's bare ass. And remember that bathroom scene when Davis was punched? I think John's been outed.
And I'm not letting you down-- no Inferno aftershows have been posted yet On Demand. Maybe they stopped doing them?!