02 May 2007

The Real World: Drunken Debauchery

Hey Colie, don't let anyone tell you you're not all class. You gave a buy a BJ on television. And bragged about it.

Hey Alex, you've been intimate with Jenn (twice) and Colie. Does it burn when you pee?

They're going to Thailand for their vacation. But Colie might catch something! Brooke says she's afraid of Asia. What isn't she afraid of? Heights, bowling, Asia.

I love how Colie turned the fact that she needs to sleep with dudes into some psychological abandonment trauma from her childhood. No, she's just a whore. Didn't need to see her blurred-out boobies while she was waking up with Guy No. 6.

Did I hallucinate the quick, gratuitous shot of Davis passed out, sitting at the computer, with his boxers around his ankles? I didn't want to rewind to find out. How does that even happen?

4 comments:

Kim said...

I'm only half way through the episode-- Colie said "I'm good at blow jobs". WHO SAYS THAT?!

Kim said...

BTW: Right after the Real World episode aired, they started into Road Rules-- no final credits, no "next time on the Real World", which doesn't bode well for Road Rules ratings.

Anonymous said...

I say it all the time.

Anonymous said...

dag!