You Have NO Idea How Happy This Makes Me

This is the greatest gift I could have received this morning. I was hoping she would die of alcohol poisoning on her 21st birthday, but this is just as good in the meantime.

Lindsay Lohan was cited for investigation of driving under the influence Saturday and was slightly injured when the troubled actress's convertible struck a curb, police said.

Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said. "She was cited and released because she has been admitted to a local hospital for minor injuries," Foxen said. No one else was hurt and no other cars were involved, Foxen said. He did not have other details.

She fled the scene of the accident. And now they say there was cocaine in the car! I can't contain my joy.....